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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Yes, that's right, I called you drunky

From UPI, which still hasn't realized it went out of business years ago:
A University of Washington study warns that even a single strong drink can make a person "blind drunk" and impair the drinker's driving abilities.

The study, appearing in Friday's issue of the Journal of Applied Cognitive Psychology, found that those who were mildly intoxicated -- which is half the legal intoxication limit -- were heavily compromised in their ability to notice an unexpected visual object while being focused on another simple task.

What a shock of crit. I'm so sictue of these peopweht sayitng that a coupethy of driwntks canj afetoct miety ablititty top doo stiffy. Fackinge fuscittsts.

(Hot Lips: SGT Bilko)

Anonymous fmragtops said...

You can't do anything about it because I'm in my cereal box fort.

12:00  
Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

God bless you for getting the reference.

15:15  
Anonymous fmragtops said...

One of my favorite episodes. I want to grow up to be just like Stewie.

16:22  
Anonymous fmragtops said...

BTW, not to get off topic, but it's about damn time A-Rod started to earn his money...LOL

23:48  
Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

You're so close to being banned.

00:36  
Anonymous fmragtops said...

Oh, that's right! You're a Mets fan. My bad. [/sarcasm]

01:38  
Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

I forget: which Louisiana team are you a fan of?

01:47  
Anonymous fmragtops said...

LSU

12:38  

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