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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Everybody's All-American

Today I drank Bud and watched NASCAR at a pig roast.

Nobody is more American than me.

(Anyone who writes to say the proper grammar is "than I" is most definitely un-American and should proceed directly to Gitmo without passing Go and without collecting $200.)

That is all.

Anonymous fmragtops said...

What if I drank a Sam Adams, watched baseball, grilled hamburgers, and ate apple pie afterwards? I mean, not that I did that, but hypothetically, how American would I be then?

Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

You would be almost as American as me, my friend.

Anonymous fmragtops said...

Wow, I'm not worthy.

Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

Well, it was hypothetical..

Anonymous FIAR said...

I believe it should read, "Ain't nobody more American than me."

Not to nitpick on your grammar. Certainly the statement is true.

Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

You're actually right. Which makes you a great American your own self.


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