The man continues to confuse America. First, with the help of a TV show, we came to understand him as a pop idol. Now, with the help of a magazine, we've [sic] supposed to see the pudgy grayhair as a sex object.This from the woman who live blogged every episode of that asinine show?
Is something very, very wrong with us?
(By the way, Professor, the answer to your question is "Yes." And you're not part of the solution for this one.)