Support Denmark, Defend Freedom

Friday, June 16, 2006

Cameron Diaz is no Cameron Diaz

The New York Post's Page Six reports that:
CAMERON Diaz has had some work done. She was so impressed with the changes to Ashlee Simpson's nose, Diaz decided to trust Simpson's doctor with her own schnozz. Diaz has had a slight bump on her nose since a surfing accident last year and wanted to correct it - and sources say she recently did just that.
I've found that the best way to simulate the experience of seeing Cameron Diaz without makeup is to watch cartoons until somebody gets hit in the face with a frying pan.

And now I want veal cutlets.

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home