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Friday, June 16, 2006

Al Qaeda responds to Bush's marine sanctuary plan

Al Qaeda Condemns
Proposed Marine Sanctuary
(Death to America)

20 Jumada 'l-Ula 1427AH - Al Qaeda Worldwide condemned the plan of the infidel Bush to create a haven in Hawaii for murdering US Marines, AQW Executive Director Osama bin Laden announced today.

"There shall be no sanctuary from the will of Allah for the pig-farming Marines," bin Laden declared. "In the name of the Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon him) they shall be consumed in a sea of holy fire and their women shall be made to wear the burqa, Inshallah! Death to America."

The infidel Bush plans to create the world's largest Marine refuge in order to prevent justice from being delivered upon those who have carried out his illegal war on the people of Iraq. The Haditha massacre is the latest example of child killing performed by the Marines, according to AQW Associate Executive Director Ayman Al-Zawahiri and many Huffington Post bloggers.

"The filthy blaspheming Marines and their lower-than-swine Jew officers shall not escape the vengeance they have brought upon themselves by their offenses against Allah," Zawahiri said. "Truly it shall be a glorious day when the righteous and faithful slaughter them and scatter pieces of their flesh among the pigs from which they were birthed, Mashallah! Death to America."

Founded in 1988 by Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda Worldwide has quickly become the world's leading exporter of Islamism, with Muslims from around the world participating in AQW's training seminars in Afghanistan and the Pakistan border regions. Among AQW's accomplishments under Executive Director bin Laden are the Embassy Bombing Fundraising Campaign of 1998, the Y2K USS Cole Bombing Membership Drive and the September 11 Allah4U American tour. As AQW has expanded, subsidiaries have been established in key areas across the globe, including Al Qaeda in Iraq (AQI), Al Qaeda in Afghanistan (AQA), Al Qaeda in Peshawar (AQP), Al Qaeda in Hollywood (AQH) and Al Qaeda in Academia (AQAc). AQW boasts an ethnically diverse membership, with all members connected by their devotion to the word of Allah, love for his Prophet (pbuh) and their understanding that to kill Americans and their allies, civilians, and military is an individual duty of every Muslim who is able. Death to America.


Al Qaeda Press Release Archive:

Al Qaeda Condemns Proposed Marine Sanctuary (Death to America)

Al-Muhajer to Replace Murdered AQI Leader al-Zarqawi (Death to America)

Blogger Gun-Toting Liberal said...

Man, you need to get back to work. Taking the weekends off is complete bullcrap. This is the very last time I will stand for this, just so you know...


Anonymous fmragtops said...

That's hilarious.

Blogger The Cranky Insomniac said...

GTL - sorry, bro. see my "fathers day" post for an explanation.

fmragtops - thanks, bro.


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