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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

"God is My Spotter"

CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis notes the following on Pat Robertson's website:
Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? How does he do it?

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. Discover what kinds of natural ingredients make up Pat's protein shake by registering for your FREE booklet today!
Oddly, there's no mention on Robertson's website of the guy he had to hire to follow him around with a fire extinguisher because his pants burst into flame every time he speaks.

(Hat tip: Radley Balko.)

Anonymous fmragtops said...

Hmmmm, I wonder if his smoothies are similar to Glenn reynolds'.

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