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Saturday, April 01, 2006


If George Mason, whose team name is the Patriots, pulls off another upset later today in the NCAA basketball tournament, lazy headline writers across the nation will bombard us with various versions of the following:
  • Patriot Games
  • Patriots Act
  • A Patriotic Final
  • Patriotism!
If they lose, watch out for "Patri-nots" or "Naytriots."

Personally I'd like to see George Mason play Oklahoma's Dixon College so I could go to a sportsbook, walk up to people, and really loudly ask "What's the Mason Dixon line?" with just a hint of exasperation in my voice.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the chicken.

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