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Saturday, April 01, 2006

NASCAR update: Jimmie Johnson takes pole at Martinsville

Wow, I just realized how gay that title sounds. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, Johnson's got the pole, followed by Jamie McMurray, Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman, Kasey Kahne, Sterling Marlin, Elliot Sadler, Jeff Gordon (who totally is, according to my sources), major asshole Kurt "Dumbo" Busch and Greg Biffle.

Best of luck to my fantasy drivers for this weekend's race: Jeff "Hey, I used to be married to a hot chick and no it wasn't just for show so stop spreading rumors" Gordon, Bobby Labonte, Dale Junior and Kenny Schrader.

(Jeff Gordon's favorite song is Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman.")

The Cranky Insomniac is pretty sure he's the world's only Jewish NASCAR fan, by the way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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