Well, I made it back from DC. The conference was a huge success, as always, (see earlier posts here
) and the Saturday night party was a blast. I'll just say that Johnny Bolton's moustache is even more impressive up close. It's very soft, too. And I'll tell you what: the Black Pope
is one crazy Dutchman! Not only does he enjoy his Dirty Sue
martinis, he told a joke involving St. Thomas Aquinas, Rabbi Isaac Luria
and Mother Goose that would've made Lenny Bruce arrest him on the spot. Adams Morgan will never be the same.
Anyway, the Protocols
are safe for another year and we're already planning next year's conference, which will be held in Tehran.
Normal blogging to begin again shortly.